A Little West Virginia Humor
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1 - The older I get, the more I realize that life...
2 - A man was dong research for a book on churches ...
3 - You know you live in West Virginia when ...
4 - Two old guys were talking in a bar ...
5 - A woman in her 50s had come down from the hills ...
6 - A couple went to a marriage counselor after being married for 15 years ...
7 - When he was a young man, someone told Uncle Bill ...
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Three fellows were talking one day about how they had recently gotten married
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Two good old boys are out in the woods doing some hunting
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One afternoon, a guy from the State Road stopped at an old farm.
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An older guy was wandering round in the mall
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One of the reasons a lot of us don't want to
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A Notre Dame instructor was giving a lecture on the supernatural
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One day a high school class got into a discussion about
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15 - It recently made the news that the U. S. Senate ...
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Two patients limp into different clinics with the same symptoms
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Two good old boys were out hunting
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West Virginia Gardening Rule #1
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A husband set out to prove to his wife that women talk more than men
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Sign Seen on the Back of a Horse-Drawn Wagon
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A couple was driving down a country road, not saying a word
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An elderly man called his son in New York and said
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IS THIS THE NBA OR THE NFL?
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A little boy was waiting for his Mom to come out of the grocery store
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A cop in a speed trap had stopped a young kid
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26 - A woman was baking an angel food cake for her church's bake sale ...
27 - A young guy had recently proposed to his girlfriend ...
28 - One night as a guy was sneaking in the house ...
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Did you ever notice
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30 - A bunch of old folks were talking one day down at the Senior Center ...
31 - At the end of a wild night on the town, two women stopped ...
32 - An old preacher was supposed to give a funeral service ...
33 - An older gentleman had an appointment to see the urologist ...
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A little boy was waiting for his Mom to come out of the grocery store
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There are always two points of view for everything
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A old fellow was having dinner at the home of an even older friend
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A Canadian customer called to ask his computer tech support
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An older couple had dinner at another couple's house
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An old man had owned his farm for a long time
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A guy was sitting in a bar when an older woman sat down near him
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41 - I was standing in one of those fast-food restaurants the other day ...
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When the U. S. first sent men into space
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43 - A young mom was reading a nature book that her 5-year-old ...
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Everything gets outsourced nowdays
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45 - A teenaged girl was wandering in the hallway ...
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An old guy called the FBI to complain that his neighbor, Jimmie Joe
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47 - One Sunday, while he was counting the money in the collection plate ...
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Four old Grandmas were sitting at a table in a nursing home
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49 - One Sunday morning, everyone in a little tiny town woke up early ...
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The question was recently asked
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51 - A very irate customer called the newspaper office and loudly demanded ...
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One night on a dark country road, a guy from Pittsburgh
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53 - Two guys were sitting next to each other at a bar ...
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A really conservative preacher, who you might say was
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55 - Seen in the local paper ...
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Dear Boss, I have enjoyed working here these past several years
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57 - Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been ...
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The boss wondered why one of his best employees
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59 - A company hired a new CEO because they felt it was time for a shake-up ...
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Once upon a time, in a small village, a man appeared
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61 - Mario, age 92, and Lina, age 89, were excited about their decision to get married ...
62 - A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses ...
63 - Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother ...
64 - The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class ...
65 - A kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station ...
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A young boy attended a horse auction with his father
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67 - A man owned a small farm in West Virginia
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68 - Walking can add minutes to your life ...
69 - A Capsulized View of the World's Religions
70 - A friend and his wife were considering traveling to Alaska ...
71 - Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House ...
72 - Someone had to remind me, so I'm reminding you, too ...
73 - An old Russian man wanted to buy a car ...
74 - Some ways to deal with the burdens of life: ...
75 - A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady: ...
76 - The commanding officer of an Army battalion was about to start ...
77 - A woman went to the post office to buy a book of stamps ...
78 - Never lie to your wife ...
79 - All his life, Bubba had heard the stories of an amazing family tradition ...
80 - Dave was a single guy living at home with his father ...
81 - The Husband Store ...
82 - It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, ...
83 - A man walked out to the street and caught a taxi just going by. ...
84 - Did you hear about the Texas teacher who was helping one of her ...
85 - A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick ...
86 - A woman was getting tired of having her husband come home hammered ...
87 - A guy walked into a bar and ordered twelve shots. ...
88 - A local priest was being honored at his retirement dinner ...
89 - A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. ...
90 - US troops in Afghanistan proved they've retained a sense of humor ...
91 - An old guy was coming to an intersection when the light turned yellow ...
92 - A mafia godfather found out that his bookkeeper cheated him ...
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An old nun who was living in a convent next to a construction site
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A man and woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant.
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A Few Random Thoughts:
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An old couple walked into a bank in New York City ...
97 - John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick ...
98 - A group of 40-year-old girlfriends discussed where they should meet for dinner ...
99 - An elderly man, from down in the middle of West Virginia ...
100 - An older, white haired, man walked into a jewelry store ...
101 - Why I can't shop at Wal-Mart anymore ...
102 - A husband walked into Victoria's Secret to buy something for his wife.
103 - I recently picked a new primary care doctor.
104 - One day an old dog started chasing rabbits around the hills ...
105 - A farmer got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding ...
106 - Working people frequently ask retired people ...
107 - A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley ...
108 - A man and his wife were awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning ...
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