A Little West Virginia Humor

The older I get, the more I realize that life should NOT be an easy journey to the grave with the intention of getting there safely in a well-preserved and attractive body.  On the contrary, you should skid in sideways like a stunt driver - beer in one hand and a shot of scotch in the other, body totally worn out and used up, and screaming, "Yeee-Haaaw, what a ride!"