A Little West Virginia Humor

One Sunday, while he was counting the money in the collection plate, the preacher little country church found a pink envelope with $1,000 in it.  It happened again

the next week, so the next Sunday, he watched as the plate went around and saw an older woman put the pink envelope on the plate. This went on for weeks until he couldn't stand it anymore and he approached her.

He said, "Ma'am, I couldn't help but notice that you put $1,000 a week in the collection plate."  She said, "Why yes; every week my son sends me money and I give some of it to the church."  The preacher said, "That's great, but $1000 is a lot, are you sure you can afford it? How much does he send you?"  The old lady said, "$10,000 a week."  The preacher was amazed, and said, "Your son is doing great; what does he do for a living?"  "He's a veterinarian.' she said.  "That's a great job, but I had no idea they made that much money." the preacher said.  "Where does he practice?"  The old lady answered proudly, "In Nevada.  He says he has two cat houses, one in Las  Vegas, and one in Reno."