A Little West Virginia Humor

Four old Grandmas were sitting at a table in a nursing home.  About then an old Grandpa walked in. One of the old Grandmas yelled out, "We bet we can tell exactly how old you are." The old man said, "There ain't no way you can guess it, you old fools." One of the old

Grandmas said, "Sure we can! Just drop your pants & undershorts & we can tell your exact age." Embarrassed just a little, but anxious to prove they couldn't do it, he

dropped his drawers. The Grandmas asked him to first turn around a couple of times & to jump up & down several times. Then they all piped up & said, "You're 87 years old!" Standing with his pants down around his ankles, the old gent asked, "How in the world did you guess?" Slapping their knees & laughing hysterically, all four old ladies yelled------ "We were at your birthday party yesterday!"