A Little West Virginia Humor

A young boy attended a horse auction with his father.  He watched as his dad moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest.  After a few minutes, Johnny asked, "Dad, why are you doing that?"  His father replied, "Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they're healthy and in good shape before I buy.  The lad looked worried, said, "Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom ."