A Little West Virginia Humor

A man walked out to the street and caught a taxi just going by.  He got into the taxi, and the cabbie says,  "Perfect timing. You're just like Frank."  Passenger:  "Who?"

  Cabbie: "Frank Williams!  He's a guy who did everything right all the time.  Like my coming along when you needed a cab - things happened like that to Frank Williams every single time."  Passenger:  "C'mon - there are always a few clouds over everybody."

  Cabbie:  "Not Frank Williams. He was a terrific athlete.  He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis.  He could golf with the pros.  He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy."  Passenger:  "Sounds like he was something really special"

  Cabbie:  "There's more... He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine; which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything.  Not like me - I change a fuse , and the whole street blacks out.  But Frank Williams, he could do everything right."  Passenger: "Wow, he was some guy then."

  Cabbie:  "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams.  Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them.  But Frank, he never made a mistake.  AND, he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good.  He would never answer her back even if she was wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate; shoes highly polished too - He was the perfect man!  He never made a mistake.  No one could ever measure up to Frank Williams."  Passenger: 'An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?"

  Cabbie:  "Well, I never actually met the guy - he died.  I married his damn widow.'"

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